Intro:
*Tuning Tv*
*Eminem Snortin' Crack
Tv Presenter:
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
*Door opens*
Who's your daddy?
Hailie:
Daddy, what're you doing?
Beat starts
Eminem:
Ha Ha!
Eminem & Hailie:
Ok then! Everybody, listen up!
Eminem:
I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with me?
Hailie:
(innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help him!
*giggle*
I think my dad gone crazy!
Verse 1:
There's no mountain I can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you, destroy you
There ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to
*Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound*
****in' brain's brawn, and brass balls
I *** 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my ass off
All this time, me and Dre been ****in' with hats off
Dre:
Suck it marshall!
Eminem:
Tell Laura and her husband to back off
Before I push this mutha****in' button and blast off
And launch one of these Russians, and that's all
*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*
Blow every ****in' thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off
When will it stop, when will I knock the * off
*Knocking*
Hailie, tell 'em baby
Hailie:
My dad's lost it
Chorus
Eminem:
There's really nothin' else to say ha, I can't explain it
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell them baby
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
There's nothin' you could do or say, that could eva change me
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Verse 2:
It's like my mother always told me
*Eminem Impersinates His Mom*
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddammit, you little mother****er
If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
uh..
fxxx that đẹp, *****, eat a mother****in' dick
Chew on a *, and lick a million mutha****in' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a mutha****in' gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped *****, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' me my ammo
Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M O
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no more
Am I the only ****in' one who's normal any more?
Hailie:
Dad!
Chorus
Verse 3:
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
So what you're seein' is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
'Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my ****in' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by ****in' lightnin' twice at once
And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with đẹp, every time I sung
Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's gra