Candace: AHH! AAH! AHHHH! AAH! AHH!
Street Performer 1: Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
Candace: AAH! There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Ain't got no chickens!
Ain't got no rats!
Background singers: S-I-M-P,
Candace and Background singers: Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me!
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down!
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it!
Background singers and Street Performer 2: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 2: Who you got back home watering your plants!
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 2: How can I qualify for government grants?
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 2: Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance!
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: Got an Aunt Florance living in France!
Background singers: She can't see the-
Candace: Squirrels in my Pants!
Background singers: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Background singers: Step right over and watch me put it...
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Candace: AAH!
Street Performer 1: Wow! She had actual squirrels in her pants.
Street Performer 2: We just got served