Phineas: So you're saying that you don't have rhythm,
But listen what you're doing right there!
With that stamp and a book you got a real nice hook!
Sounds to me like you got rhythm to spare!
Sherman: I have no idea what you're talking about,
I've got as much rhythm as that chair!
What happened to me was a tragedy,
But I don't have to be a millionaire!
Sherman: Look, I got a sweet deal going on here,
I got all the books that I can read!
All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's!
What more could a librarian need?
Sherman: Besides, I ain't got rhythm!
No, I ain't got rhythm!
Said I ain't got rhythm!
I ain't got rhythm!
Phineas: You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me!?
Don't you see what you were doing right then?
That's a wicked groove you were starting to move!
Mister, you've got rhythm times ten!
Sherman: I think perhaps that you're not listening,
I find it tedious to repeat.
It's no big crime,
I just can't keep time,
I'm telling you I lost the beat!
Sherman: I don't need my face on T-shirts,
Or hit a power-chord guitar!
They were screaming my name,
I guess it's a shame.
But I don't need to be a rock star!
Sherman: Besides, I ain't got rhythm!
No, I ain't got rhythm!
Said I ain't got rhythm!
I ain't got rhythm!
I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: Sounds like rhythm to me!
Sherman: No, I ain't got rhythm!
Phineas: Seems like they all agree
Sherman: Said I ain't got rhythm!
Phineas: But you're laying down some funky syncopation!
Sherman: I ain't got rhythm!
Phineas: But you got that beat!
Sherman: No, I ain't got rhythm!
Phineas: Look at them, they're stomping their feet!
Sherman: Said I ain't got rhythm!
Phineas: It's time for you to rock a brand new generation!
Library patrons: Brand new generation!
Phineas and Sherman: Gonna rock a brand new generation!
Sherman: Cause I ain't got rhythm!
Woman, spoken: Huh. Would you just go join the band?
Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm!
Ain't got rhythm!
Ain't got rhythm!
Ain't got rhythm!
Sherman: Hey, I got rhythm!